Yes it is me, the Borg, yes I am the Borg. Don’t be confused by imposters, I am the Borg.
And with an election about to happen in my beloved state of Queensland, I felt I needed to get into the modern days, and get Borg Blogging. It is all a little scary for a simple country boy like me, but I decided I better front end it like I front end jobs!
Did you know I am on Twitter, yes I tweet a lot about all my stuff. Tweet Tweet Tweet. Mrs Borg thinks it is denecessary, but I told her I have to tweet not just to the little sheeps out in the paddock, but also to the people in my constitution.
This election campaign I won’t be talking mumbo jumbo, don’t you worry about that!
I will be getting my hands dirty getting rid of the nits, ironing my shirts (and curtains) because we don’t want unruly curtains in Queensland, and then if I have any time left I will be making some policy muffins in the kitchen!
Watch this space, because there are Hoons about! And we don’t like hoons much. Nor do we like Climate Poofs in Queensland! Which is why we now have Climate Poof my new policy on fixing queer weather!
